I went to the market and bought fifty pounds of bananas to satisfy the voice on those subliminal tapes and help me lose weight.
Only problem… I threw my back out in the process and am now typing this post sitting with my back set up against a large bag of frozen peas wrapped in a hand towel. I am a cripple and can only just barely reach the chocolate on the desk.
Help!!! The subliminal tape is running…. if I can’t reach to turn it off, do you think I’ll melt away right here, just like the frozen peas…. ?
I think I’ll take some drugs. 🙂 Better than peas to calm the spastic muscles… and I was going to go exercise at the gym today too. Darn!