Wading Through Emails

I’m on a crusade to conquer my email deluge. Every morning I get about two hundred emails. Most from people I have never heard from, offering me vast opportunities for riches beyond my wildest dreams… make money fast! Lose weight fast! Find your soulmate fast!

They are nutso. I don’t respond. I hit the delete key quickly enough, but they still keep on coming. My only defense I have discovered, is to unsubscribe. That and declare the message and messenger to be “junk!”

That cuts things down a bit… though I might actually “junk” someone or something I would like, it is worth the risk. I figure if someone really wants to get a hold on me, they will.

Wish there was an unsubscribe button that could do the deed with a whole bunch of email senders and do it all at once! If you know of such a magic button, let me know. I promise not to delete or unsubscribe you. 🙂