We Are All Going To Be Very Skinny… or…

…we are going to love eating bananas! or something or other will become our compulsion!

A friend was visiting this past weekend and knowing I am always struggling with my weight, she brought me a CD… Subliminal Weight Loss Music! It’s one of those strange and magical mystery CDs that you are supposed to listen to as background music, but hidden among the notes is a voice that only your inner subconscious can hear… telling you all kinds of deep affirmations about losing weight, eating the right foods, cutting back on salt, drinking more water, stop drinking all that wine… you know the drill.

It could also be telling you to eat every banana in sight! But I wanted to share the joy! Here is one of the tracks for you to listen to and enjoy as you become very very skinny… or, alternatively become addicted to mangoes! Who knows – it just might work. Click on the ear icon to listen.

I’ve been listening for a day and suddenly have this strange craving for prune juice. Yummmmm!

Let me know if you hear the underlying message in the music…. what is the voice saying?

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Blarney Lass
Blarney Lass
10 years ago

I heard the voice!!! It said ‘youuuuu arrrre nuttttttss’ and ‘eeat moorre chocccolattttte’

CDeering
CDeering
Reply to  Blarney Lass
10 years ago

Blarney…. thank you thank you for interpreting those underlying sounds… At last I am confirmed in my belief that chocolate makes you healthy!!! Yummmmm.

Cousin Kathy
Cousin Kathy
10 years ago

I’m with Blarney Lass! We have EARNED the right to EAT MORE CHOCOLATE!

Daffyhill
Daffyhill
10 years ago

I don’t hear a thing about anything. I think you’ve slipped on one too many peels!

Chickita Banana
Chickita Banana
10 years ago

I hear the message clearly…”Eat more banana splits!”

CDeering
CDeering
Reply to  Chickita Banana
10 years ago

Chickita – I hear the very same message… only I think the voice suggested two helpings to make you strong. I’m heading out to the market this instant. I can feel the weight just falling off. Yippeee.